Na wa o! My people, una go just love this tori wey just scatter my timeline! I stumbled upon this chat screenshot, and my jaw legit dropped. You know how we like to shoot our shot, abi? Well, this brother tried to shoot his shot with one Mimi, and wetin he receive in return ehn… E pass World War III! 😂
The Set-Up: “We’ve been close enough for me to know this isn’t just friendship anymore…”
Ah, classic line! Every guy don use am at least once. Our guy felt it in his spirit that the “friendship zone” don expire, and it was time to upgrade to “relationship status.” He even dropped the “I really want you to be my girlfriend.” Smooth, right? Or so he thought! 🙄
Mimi’s Reply: The Gbas Gbos We Didn’t Expect!
Omo, Mimi no send! She went from 0 to 100 in two seconds! Her response wasn’t just a “no,” it was a nuclear missile of rejection! 🚀 She said:
“I didn’t think you’d be delusional enough…” (Wahala for who no get sense!)
“What part of our conversations made you believe you had the right to ask me that question?” (Ouch! Direct hit!)
“You are really confident and not in the ‘wow’ way… does he not own a mirror?” (Ah, personal attack! 😂)
“What makes you think I’d lower my standards and stoop to the level of someone like you?” (E dey pain me for this guy!)
*And the ultimate punchline: “I’d rather set myself on fire and roast marshmallows off the flames than settle for you.” (Baba God! Who send you go ask her out?! 😭)
My Takeaway: When Rejection Hits Different!
Honestly, this Mimi no hold back at all! Some go say she too harsh, others go say “she go tell am true!” What do you guys think?
Is it okay to be this brutal with a rejection? Or should we learn to let people down gently, even if they’re “delusional”?
This gist just reminds me say, when you wan shoot your shot, make sure you don carry correct intel o! Because some rejections fit make you regret why you even born! 😅
Let’s hear your thoughts in the comments! Drop your opinions, your funny rejections, or even your “Mimi no do well” takes!
